:)

i was telling my mum yesterday about how mr porky is having a hard time in camp, field trip n all.

cant bathe for 4 days.. rain & sun & rain.. mud all over.. pervert officer dont let them sleep & rest.. and all bad things..

mum was so worried about his asthma and was asking if parents can complain.
she questioned about how others can have a good & slack time but yet he's suffering shit.
she also said she wants to treat him to a good meal when he's back on monday.

i told her he'd be happier if she'd cook instead and she agreed without hesitation.

i went on to sms mr porky immediately about this to cheer him up. :)

soo sweet la my mum! :)

Longchamp 'Le Pliage - Bande Dessinée' Tote

aren't these cute? :X

beginning of the 5th

happy 4 years mr porky!

today marks the beginning of our 5th year together and thanks for everything!

heehee

porky is the best! :P

i ordered a cake from The Pattissier and had it delivered to his working place with the message "Porky is the Best! :)"

it was hard trying to keep the secret from him..
from plotting how to get his working address from him, to how i encouraged him to go work even though he wasn't feeling well, so that my cake doesnt go to an empty desk on friday..

of cos..he was surprised when it happened and i was absolutely delighted when he called me and the first thing he said was
"what are you up to??"

wahaha

surprise worked!

i wanted him to share the cake with his colleagues but he decided to share it with our family and friends instead.

(& of cos i'm secretly glad he didn't share with his colleagues so i get to have a taste of it!)

the double chocolate praline is oooooooh-so-divine!

mr porky is off to dig trench holes for 2 weeks now

i certainly hope it doesnt rain anymore so it's easier for him..

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vantage point is a good show!

高潮迭起 绝无冷场! haha

shall not spoil it for u by saying too much, go watch it! :)

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thanks for the support my dear peeps!

i'll work on it.. on flying away to a bird-flu-free & mutant-free-zone.. :)

pissed

i need to rant badly..

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people want to ask for media pass means it's relevant to them!! why the hell does the irritating shithead still think they are irrelevant! your signups got 500 people isit, not keen this, not keen that, no wonder your business is not doing well!

every single thing also must discuss with you, when we ask you things, you complain that we are not initiative enough. go please yourself.

i'm truly pissed.

asshole.

attacked

ps: if my fellow comrades are observant enough, u'd realise that the colour of the bird is the colour of what she's always wearing now.. :P

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Taxi Commuter's Rant

"From 1 March 2008, taxi drivers can no longer stop to pick up or drop off passengers along all public roads within the CBD between 7 am and 10 pm from Monday to Saturday, other than a public holiday. They should instead do so at taxi stops, taxi stands and driveways of buildings in the CBD.

This measure, which was announced by LTA in November 2007, will help improve the safety of commuters, taxi drivers and other road users as it will reduce the number of taxis driving into bus lanes to pick up passengers or indiscriminately stopping along the roads and disrupting the flow of traffic. This way, public buses which carry more passengers will enjoy a smoother and faster journey."

sheesh... *rolls eye*

as a frequent taxi commuter who probably spends half of my salary (ya lah, slight exaggeration) on taxi fares, i'm darn irritated by this new measure. hey, we have to pay so much and cannot get our taxis wherever we want, and cannot drop off wherever we want as well?!? if i want to take a taxi, it means i DON'T WANT to walk right?!

now if i want to take a taxi from my office, i'll have to cross the irritating overhead bridge over to DBS building for the taxi stand. the fucking %^#$%$%^ overhead bridge's escalator stops after lunch time loh..

promoting road safety? seriously, i think there will be an increase of road accidents due to more people jay-walking to get to the nearest taxi stand. thanks LTA :)

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i absolutely detest birds

(both real birds and the one in my office)

animal farm villains are chasing all old comrades away. i guess i should stop procrastinating

but i really am scared of hate interviews.

:(